Horny wife (PG-13)

[Yoherz]

Not as funny as some of the others, but still good.
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Horny wife

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.

She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a Lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear!"

[Black Mage]

lawl good one. Maybe we need a "jokes" thread so it wont take up so much space? That would be neat.

[Rini]

But not everyone has jokes. I'd only be Yoherz makin` threads. ;P

Eh. The joke's okay. LOls.

[Black Mage]

Originally Posted by Rini

But not everyone has jokes. I'd only be Yoherz makin` threads. ;P

Eh. The joke's okay. LOls.

Not everyone likes sports and we have a section for it . Just a thought to save a little room. Oh wells

KAT!

[Rini]

Which is why the staff are talking about taking it off. ^.^;
Kitty. ~^________^~

[Black Mage]

Originally Posted by Rini

Which is why the staff are talking about taking it off. ^.^;
Kitty. ~^________^~

lol then yay i win somehow .

[Yoherz]

lol. Somehow......though, now we're

Back to the joke, please. ;

[Rini]

Spam Section, foo's.

THE JOKE WAS GREAT. Yay Yoherz. ^_^;

Originally Posted by Black_Mage

lol then yay i win somehow .

Eh? We were talking about it before you brought it up, but okay. ^.^;