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Old 04-28-2007, 05:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I decided to make a thread about funny quotes because I saw one on Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Ed: "Love is like an onion. The more you peel back it's layers, the more it stinks."
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Old 04-29-2007, 01:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol nice i have the one in my sig mmm and how about this one , Ass grass or cash no one rides for free.
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Cliff Fittir: Hey, don't laugh. I'm actually a bit of an artiste myself, though you wouldn't know it to look at me. Mirage said as much.
Fayt Leingod: She did?
Cliff Fittir: That's right. She said, "You're the kind of guy who decides with his emotions before using his head." In other words, she thinks I'm an impressionist.
Fayt Leingod: I don't think that's what she meant...
Cliff Fittir: Yeah, and she also said I'm "Always looking at pretty girls," which I guess is her way of praising my keen sense of aesthetics, don't you think?
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice.

Ed: "Ow my liver! Ow my stomachs! Ow my lasagna!"
Edd: "Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ."
Ed: "It isn't?"
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Old 04-29-2007, 11:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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there was a young women from eden
who had a peculier felling
so she lay on her back and opened her crack
and pissed all over the celling
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Cliff Fittir: Yeah, and she also said I'm "Always looking at pretty girls," which I guess is her way of praising my keen sense of aesthetics, don't you think?
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol. Maybe not appropriate, but ok.

Ed: "But I love chickens Eddy!"
^ Funny on it's own.
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Old 04-30-2007, 02:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I got this one from a stand-up comic on Comedy Central. Don't remember his name.

"I got a paper cut writing my death note...it's a start."
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Here's one from the ponderisms.
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Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt!"
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