Choosing a wife (PG-13)

[Yoherz]

Funny e-mail I got.
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A man wanted to get married.

He was having trouble choosing

among three likely candidates.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do

with the money.


The first does a total make-over.

She goes to a fancy beauty salon,

gets her hair done, new make-up

and buys several new outfits,

then dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this

to be more attractive for him

because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs,

some new gizmos for his computer,

and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts,

she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him

because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000.

She gives him back his $5,000

and reinvests the remainder

in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save

for their future

because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time

about what each woman had done

with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.








There is more money being spent

on breast implants

and Viagra today

than on Alzheimer' s research.

This means that by 2040,

there should be a large elderly population

with perky boobs and huge erections

and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with either of them.

[Black Mage]

I didnt find it funny really. Reading all that and it coming down to something that had just about nothing to do with the first half. Thats just me though.

[Yoherz]

Well it's saying that since a guy will usually just pick the girl with the biggest boobs out of the three equals, most people with big erections and big boobs are gonna be almost constant traits. So that's all the people that's gonna be born and so all the old people are gonna have big ones but not remember anything about how to use them.

[Black Mage]

Originally Posted by Yoherz

Well it's saying that since a guy will usually just pick the girl with the biggest boobs out of the three equals, most people with big erections and big boobs are gonna be almost constant traits. So that's all the people that's gonna be born and so all the old people are gonna have big ones but not remember anything about how to use them.

I never said i didnt understand what it meant, it just wasnt funny at all.

[blah40000]

Originally Posted by Black Mage

I never said i didnt understand what it meant, it just wasnt funny at all.

I thought it was kind of funny...

[Yoherz]

Then it was worth posting!

[chocobox25]

hehehe it was funii joherz! :P

[Squall1993]

that wasnt funny at ALL. You lost me have way That was so lame.

[Yoherz]

It's not supposed to make sense, it's a joke.

[Fissure]

Originally Posted by Squall1993

that wasnt funny at ALL. You lost me have way That was so lame.

Sadly, this is what you can expect from the mind of Yoh.