Pokemon rant

[Yoherz]

Couldn't find an anime section, and wondering why we don't have one.

Ok, so I was talking with a girl who was in a b****y mood, so she started doing anime rants to feel better. Then, we started on Pokemon and I just couldn't resist.

Ok, Ash, you're cool and all, but after 20 something seasons, becoming a "Pokemon master" is just annoying now. Also, you're not gonna be getting there anytime soon since they keep adding another 100 Pokemon every year. Just give up already! And that's another thing. Why the hell is there 496 Pokemon? What? They couldn't make four more Pokemon? How the hell do you come up with another 100 every year, but can't put in FOUR more Pokemon? Hell, make one of them a freaking KITCHEN SPONGE and call it a Pokemon! You already have a flaming monkey! Who wants to travel around with the constant smell of flaming s***?!
And how the hell do all these trainers know what they're Pokemon are saying when it's just "Pika-pika-pikachu"? "What's that Pikachu? Mom fell in a well?"
And how the hell do all of these trainers NOT have fathers? Do all the women in town have sex with Professor Oak or something?
And how the hell does a freaking bubblebeam make an explosion when it hits ANYTHING? And how does a razor leaf and a headbutt create an explosion? And why do trainers say the Pokemon's name 10 times before they FINALLY pull out their pokedex to see what it is? Are they honestly THAT slow now?
Why the hell does Brock ALWAYS pop up and end up traveling with Ash and another girl? Does this 20 something (probably 30 something by now) year old gym leader REALLY have nothing better to do than travel around with a 10 and 14 year old pair of kids? He flirts with enough women that it seems like he would have at the very least 22 families that he could settle down with, aside from his 10 brothers and sisters.
Oh and these eggs. How the hell does a ditto make an egg? Do they just pull it right out? Which is another point, how the hell does a 2 foot rattata make an egg that's freaking 3 times it's size? And what the hell does a porygon egg look like? Is it pointy? And how the hell do people like Misty and other trainers get these eggs of super rare and one of a kind Pokemon like Togepi? Where the hell are these things coming from? And why do these professors give away these one-of a kind eggs to these new trainers? It's like, "Oh, here's a super-rare Pokemon egg. Don't drop it!" (Splat.)
And how is it that some of these Pokemon evolve and become a completely different species? Slugma to Macargo. A slug to a snail? Slakoth to Vigoroth to Slaking? A sloth to a monkey to an ape? Torchic to Combuskin to Blazekin? A baby chicken, to a chicken that can walk upright to a chicken-human interbreed? Makes you wonder what those Pokemon "breeders" were doing while they were waiting for those eggs to hatch. Hell, that might explain all the new species of Pokemon.

[sasuke]

0_0 wow that was a rant and a half yoh but i belive you to be right um though i think they had the series without ash (cant rember the name) as for the pokemon yeah 4 more should be simple to do

[Sinclair]

Haha. XD >> Yes, the Professor sleeps with every woman in town. o___o

XD! Oh my god, that was awesome. >> << It's about time something is said about Pokemon. ._. I have to sit here and watch my fiancee play the damn game everyday. [ >> Seventeen year old boys, yay. ] -=Le sigh.=- I enjoyed that though.

<< Explosions are cool.

[Gondor Reficul]

Good portions of that rant came from me ranting about Pokemon, and it was Double Edge, not Headbutt, but your point got across and that's what matters...right?

[Lewelynikki]

First Of All We Can BADLY See You Hate Pokemon XDD And I Do Too XD *High-Fives Yoh*

Originally Posted by Yoherz

Couldn't find an anime section, and wondering why we don't have one.

Ok, so I was talking with a girl who was in a b****y mood, so she started doing anime rants to feel better. Then, we started on Pokemon and I just couldn't resist.

Ok, Ash, you're cool and all, but after 20 something seasons, becoming a "Pokemon master" is just annoying now. Also, you're not gonna be getting there anytime soon since they keep adding another 100 Pokemon every year. Just give up already! And that's another thing. Why the hell is there 496 Pokemon? What? They couldn't make four more Pokemon? How the hell do you come up with another 100 every year, but can't put in FOUR more Pokemon?

That's True XD Actually,They Always Do That On Puropse In Every Animé...They Try To Use Not Rounded Numbers

Originally Posted by Yoherz

Hell, make one of them a freaking KITCHEN SPONGE and call it a Pokemon! You already have a flaming monkey! Who wants to travel around with the constant smell of flaming s***?!

LMFHAO! XDDDDDDDDDD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell do all these trainers know what they're Pokemon are saying when it's just "Pika-pika-pikachu"? "What's that Pikachu? Mom fell in a well?"

That Happens In Animé Too XD There Are Always Special Characters That Somehow Understand Strange Languages XD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell do all of these trainers NOT have fathers? Do all the women in town have sex with Professor Oak or something?

LMFHAO!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD That Happens On The Animé TOO XD In 86% Of Animé,The Children Have Dead Parents,Vanished Parents,They Don't Know Who Are Their Parents,Or Simply,The Do Not Have Them O_O

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell does a freaking bubblebeam make an explosion when it hits ANYTHING?

Isn't It Hitting Air?XD But Too,It'd Explode JUST When The Pokemon Launches It...Dunno XD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how does a razor leaf and a headbutt create an explosion?

My Father Said Something Interesting The Other Day..."How The Heck Do Animé/Manga And Videogame Creators Imagine These Things Or Create These Things? Are They Pissed? No...It's More Serious,They Are Drugged" XD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And why do trainers say the Pokemon's name 10 times before they FINALLY pull out their pokedex to see what it is? Are they honestly THAT slow now?

They Are Simply Stupid XDDD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

Oh and these eggs. How the hell does a ditto make an egg? And do they just pull it right out? Which is another point, how the hell does a 2 foot ratata make an egg that's freaking 3 times it's size? And what the hell does a porygon egg look like? Is it pointy?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell do people like Misty and other trainers get these eggs of super rare and one of a kind Pokemon like Togepi? Where the hell are these things coming from? And why do these professors give away these one-of a kind eggs to these new trainers? It's like, "Oh, here's a super-rare Pokemon egg. Don't drop it!" (Splat.)

We Ussualy See That On Videogames Almost All The Time XDDDDD
Like,Why The **** Do We Always Control The ONLY PERSON THAT HAS SUPER****INGALMOSTGOD POWERS AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE WORLD?
Difficult To Know,Isn't It? XD

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how is it that some of these Pokemon evolve and become a completely different species? Slugma to Macargo. A slug to a snail? Slakoth to Vigoroth to Slaking? A sloth to a monkey to an ape? Torchic to Combuskin to Blazekin? A baby chicken, to a chicken that can walk upright to a chicken-human interbreed? Makes you wonder what those Pokemon "breeders" were doing while they were waiting for those eggs to hatch. Hell, that might explain all the new species of Pokemon.

Well,Really,This Was ****ingly Interesting XDDDDD I Ask Something,Though...If You Hate THAT Much Pokemon...Why The Hell Do You Watch It? XDDDDDDDDDDD
Anyways, ~Rep+~

[Yoherz]

Yes. Next season he'll be voiced by Hugh Hefner.

Your fiancee is 17 years old? Well, guess I have no room to talk.

Yes, but they do it about 3-5 times EVERY episode. And most of them, like I said, don't even make sense. Razor leaf and headbutt? How does that cause an explosion?!
At least in the good ol' days of the show, the explosions made sense. Pikachu's thunderbolt to Team Rocket's hot air baloon. Hits the gas tank, and BOOM. Makes sense. Or even Ash's Charizard's flamethrower and Gary's Blastoise's hydro pump. Makes a ton of steam, and Ash uses that to his advantage to seismic toss Gary's Pokemon.

EDIT: Took my computer like 2 hours to post it, so I'll edit in my responses to the ones between the post time.

Originally Posted by Gondor Reficul

Good portions of that rant came from me ranting about Pokemon, and it was Double Edge, not Headbutt, but your point got across and that's what matters...right?

Yup. I still don't get it. I mean, even on Transformers (they started showing it again on CN at like 3 in the morning) when the two major enemies were freaking glowing with so much energy, yet when their attacks collided, they didn't explode (even though it temporarily changed the metal ground into dirt, and then back into metal ). So how do some little bubbles that come out of an.....I don't even know what Piplup is, but how do those bubbles make a bigger explosion than freaking 10,000 feet tall giant robots?

Originally Posted by Lewelynikki

First Of All We Can BADLY See You Hate Pokemon XDD And I Do Too XD *High-Fives Yoh*

Just gonna put mine in red. I don't hate Pokemon. The older ones were awesome. The new ones just suck horribly. The only thing that keeps people watching it is the new Pokemon and the 100s of explosions.


That's True XD Actually,They Always Do That On Puropse In Every Animé...They Try To Use Not Rounded Numbers

Well, they did have 150 to begin with. Then added Mew shortly after, but it was 150 to start with. I just still don't get how they went from 251, to something 361, to 496.

That Happens In Animé Too XD There Are Always Special Characters That Somehow Understand Strange Languages XD

Yeah, but those people are usually like born into it and their family has had that power for generations and such. Here's it's EVERYBODY that just looks at a Pokemon.

LMFHAO!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD That Happens On The Animé TOO XD In 86% Of Animé,The Children Have Dead Parents,Vanished Parents,They Don't Know Who Are Their Parents,Or Simply,The Do Not Have Them O_O

Yeah. I can understand

Isn't It Hitting Air?XD But Too,It'd Explode JUST When The Pokemon Launches It...Dunno XD


I don't know. There was one where she had Piplup use a bubblebeam to fix her bedhead. Didn't explode, for some reason.

My Father Said Something Interesting The Other Day..."How The Heck Do Animé/Manga And Videogame Creators Imagine These Things Or Create These Things? Are They Pissed? No...It's More Serious,They Are Drugged" XD


Yeah, you can ask Gondor because he's always pissed and probably on drugs.

They Are Simply Stupid XDDD

Yeah, really. I saw one where they were standing there and the Pokemon were doing a dance and said their name like 20 times before everyone int eh group said it and they FINALLY pulled out the Pokedex.


Well,Really,This Was ****ingly Interesting XDDDDD I Ask Something,Though...If You Hate THAT Much Pokemon...Why The Hell Do You Watch It? XDDDDDDDDDDD
Anyways, ~Rep+~

Like I said, I like the original ones. Even the Orange Islands were better than this c***.
Hell, they only did like 1 explosion every.....what? 4 or 5 episodes? And they were very justified like Pikachu thunderbolting the hot air balloon.

[Gondor Reficul]

True. And remember folks, Pikachus bounce!

[Rini]

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell do all these trainers know what they're Pokemon are saying when it's just "Pika-pika-pikachu"? "What's that Pikachu? Mom fell in a well?"

LMFAO.

Originally Posted by Yoherz

And how the hell do all of these trainers NOT have fathers? Do all the women in town have sex with Professor Oak or something?

LMFAO.

ahha. yoh, I luffles you. :P

Finally someone says something about how freaking SUCKY Pokemon got in
the past few years. I used to love Pokemon, and I don't know what the freak
happened. It was my first anime! >.<

& now I absolutely hate Pokemon.

I blame the idiots who made up the NEW a hundred kazillion Pokemons for
ruining everything. I really think the pokemons look messed up too. <_<

[Yoherz]

Yup. Gondor and I actually saw one of the old ones and it was an amazing battle with Pikachu and a Bellsprout. It was an intense battle, and they did some pretty cool moves, and the battle ended way better, and there wasn't a single explosion. Though, in the new ones, you can't watch a single episode without seeing an explosion from an attack.

[Rini]

Yeeeeah. The old Eps. actually has good battles?
Eh! The battles are crap now.