Most Disturbing Character (Visually...)

Vincentre · 08-31-2008, 09:59 PM

Who's the hardest on the eyes in the Square Enix creations? Usually it would be Kuja, but I know some may have different opinions.

Kuja (Final Fantasy IX) - Embodiment of confusion. Man-thong and bellyshirt. Originally a girl in the japanese version of the game, but in the american...they decided to just flip the gender and say it's okay.
Albel (Star Ocean: Till the end of time) - The brother of Man-Thong Kuja; Man-Skirt Albel. Now we need Man-Capri. But Albel is a pretty cool character, it's just his man-skirt is distracting.
Queen Brahne (Final Fantasy IX) - Was just creepy. I provided a picture because I know some people might not remember who she is. I know I didn't when I saw her.
Don Corneo (Final Fantasy VII) - Hmm. Fat guy stalker. Anybody would find that scary. The guy that had to choose either Cloud, Tifa or Aeris in the beginning and if you played your cards right and didn't get Cloud, you wouldn't witness man-on-blubber action.
Quina (Final Fantasy IX) - Not so much disturbing as it is confusing. Especially when they reference both genders in the game.
Kimahri (Final Fantasy X) - Big furry animal guy wearing a loin cloth. Are you sure you want to see him flying around?
Nooj (Final Fantasy X-2) - Jump...suit. Orange. Voice of Superman. So many things. On top of that, he's crippled.

Honorable Mention (that would probably win):
Charlotte Coolhorn (Bleach)- She/He/It can't technically be on the list, because she/he/it isn't a Final Fantasy Character or from any other Squeenix game. Though if you looked at it, I'm sure you'd agree that something was wrong.
Before turning into something hideous, and the results of the After. Take two if you missed it.

Surprisingly enough, that's all I can think of.
And I didn't feel like giving witty reasons either. Sorries. I will do better one day.

So...who makes your eyes bleed?

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Edit:
It just occurred to me that this may not be in the right section. I don't really remember. It's somewhat of a battle of looks between characters, but on the other hand it's not, right?
Move or delete if it's out of place, thank you.
-Vincenta

Gondor Reficul · 09-01-2008, 02:54 AM

It would have been in the SE section till you mentioned Haseo and a Bleach character.

And why did you put up all that, and have the elephant lady on there? I voted for the elephant lady tbh.

Vincentre · 09-01-2008, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gondor Reficul

It would have been in the SE section till you mentioned Haseo and a Bleach character.

Ah. So it's in the right place? Sweetness.

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Originally Posted by Gondor Reficul

And why did you put up all that, and have the elephant lady on there? I voted for the elephant lady tbh.

Huh? Elephant Lady? Aww. I coulda used that to reference her if it's a more common phrase.

And I don't quite understand. What do you mean by 'why did you put up all that, and have the elephant lady'? Does that mean that she would automatically win? Hmm...

Gondor Reficul · 09-01-2008, 03:16 AM

For the majority who have played FFIX, then yes...unless they're total bishie haters, then Kuja.

Vincentre · 09-01-2008, 03:20 AM

I hope there are no bishie haters out there. If there are...

I'm waiting.

Gondor Reficul · 09-01-2008, 03:30 AM

Not a bishie hater, but a Sephiroth hater.

Vincentre · 09-01-2008, 03:39 AM

That's just as bad, to some extent. As long as they like him when he's a good guy, they can hate him as a bad guy.

The other option is to just not like him at all, but that's something else entirely.

Gondor Reficul · 09-01-2008, 03:49 AM

Too much yaoi love and almost no Zeromus love drove me over the edge.

Vincentre · 09-01-2008, 04:28 AM

Oh that's right. I forgot. Guys don't like Yaoi love. I LOVE IT!
But not really. EXTREME Just Kidding. Do not want.

Anyways, as long as it's about Endrance-Level mild, I'm fine with it. If they flaunt the gayness, I feel a little awkward. Other than that, I'm fine with the way the characters come out.
After all, we have to remember that Japan's dispenser machines can give you girl's panties. I think that those relationships are as soft as they're gonna be.

Otherwise, they'll end up like...'those' games, with the soap opera feel to it.

Nykocide · 09-01-2008, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vincentre

I hope there are no bishie haters out there. If there are...

I'm waiting.

I don't hate. I love the bishies. I'm just not all over most of them.

And I voted for the queen for sure. And then quina for her eating attack thing.

View Poll Results: Most likely to make my eyes bleed...
Kuja. Do you really need some sort of reason?	0	0%
Albel. His manliness may make up for his nakedness but no amount of coolness can correct my vision.	0	0%
The Queen. 'Cause it's actually a Drag Queen. Couldn't cha tell?	3	100.00%
The Don. Even if he's disturbing, he's still a pimp! Look at all the girls (and guys) he's gotten!	0	0%
Quina. Just froggish and weird. Kill it.	1	33.33%
Kimahri. Well, he's not technically naked if he's got fur right? Or am I wrong?	1	33.33%
Nooj. The Orange was blinding. Easy to hit though. You couldn't miss him. Target.	1	33.33%
Haseo's butt armor from .hack//Redemption. You know it was distracting! ADMIT IT! Jiggle, jiggle.	0	0%
They're all gay. Leave it at that.	0	0%
Adray from Star Ocean! You must be at least 39 and younger to go shirtless.	1	33.33%
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