[YGO] cards that should be

[Dark Paladin]

since theres really nothing left to talk about in the other yugioh topic I figured ide make another . pretty much just think of cards you wish existed and post them here. like this:

Name: Shining Magician
Attribute: Light (no!)
Level: 7
Type: Spellcaster
Sub-Type: Effect
Attack: 2500
Defence: 2100
Effect/Description: This card can be special summoned from your deck by tributing one "Dark Magician" on the field. As long as this card remains face up on your side of the field, the effects of effect monsters destroyed by Spellcaster type monsters are not activated.
What it would look like: Mahado :P .

[Lady Yuna]

im still waiting for the first 2000 point non effect monster to come out

Name: Heart of the underdog
Attribute: earth
Level: 4
Type: warrior
Sub-Type: non effect
Attack: 2000
Defence: 1000
Effect/Description: something about helping people

looks like: the guy on the heart of the underdog spell card

[Dark Paladin]

that would be cool. they would probably only give him 0 defence though.

[Yoherz]

Name: Betchslap
Card type: Continuous trap
Effect/Description: Activate this card when an opponent says something stupid. Each time they do, slap them in the face and they lose 500 lifepoints.
What it would look like: AN ORABGE.

[Dark Paladin]

haha....the ultimate direct damage card =D . I can see it "dude..I cant figure out how hes killing me so fast!" .... *slap* .

[Yoherz]

Yup. Win on turn zero, anyone?

[Dark Paladin]

yeah ide play it, 3 of em! win a lot of tourneys where I went ='D .

[Lady Yuna]

ah! if i had that card i would win every tournement does it work for their rude "cheerleader" freinds too?

[Dark Paladin]

it would probably do an additional 300 damage for stupid comentary from spectators :P .

I wish they would make some DMG fusions...if they released some of the anime series only cards like the dragons it would be cool. I would especially like it if they released the seal of oricalcos XD .

alright I won, now go inside the card! um...judge? my opponent isnt following the rules!
Judge: lemme see....*reads card effect* ...yeah you have to give up your soul because you lost.

=D .

[Yoherz]

Originally Posted by Lady Yuna

ah! if i had that card i would win every tournement does it work for their rude "cheerleader" freinds too?

Originally Posted by Dark Paladin

it would probably do an additional 300 damage for stupid comentary from spectators :P .

....o_o
Good idea!
If anyone other than an official judge objects, they lose 3000 lifepoints.

Originally Posted by Dark Paladin

I wish they would make some DMG fusions...if they released some of the anime series only cards like the dragons it would be cool. I would especially like it if they released the seal of oricalcos XD .

alright I won, now go inside the card! um...judge? my opponent isnt following the rules!
Judge: lemme see....*reads card effect* ...yeah you have to give up your soul because you lost.

=D .

Lmao. We tried that back in the day. Strangely enough, those games were always ties.

Then again, we also went by the "if you lose, you give up a card."
Which, MtG was ahead of them even then. The original sets included "ante" cards (which were banned a few sets later, mind you) where in the initial game, you put up one card. From there, you could force them to put up additional cards with ante cards, like "target opponent flips the top card of their deck and puts it up for ante, removed from the game" and other such things.