One) Totally has a va-jay-jay and boobies!
Two) Engaged.
Three) Child at heart.
Four) Talkative at times.
Five) Rather lazy.
Six) Doesn't understand people when they text "b thera son." or " r u w/[name]".
Seven) Is blind as a bat without glasses or contacts.
Eight) Yoherz is totally my husband.
Nine) Random.
Ten) Doesn't care what people say.