Wow. Creamed yourself and.....just wow. What I'd pay to see that.
My dad used to give me a disk buffer since he works with computers a lot. The PS disks are the same basic material as music CDs, so if you can get the disk buffer, you'll be set. Though, I'm not sure where you can get it aside from online.
But, by your reaction and.....everything else you said, I'm pretty sure you'd take the time to order it. lol.