Yes! I finally got around to working on this. FINALLY! It's only episode one, though.
These episodes will be based off most scenes and boss fights in the game, just altered for amusement. There will be a select few episodes where they'll just be based off of everyday actions in that game, like inventing, going into new towns, traversing long dungeons, etc. I still don't have a definite idea how long the series will be, nor if I'll ever finish it...
Anyways, here's the first episode!
WARNING~The content in the dialogue may not be appropriate for everyone, so all episodes will be wrapped in spoilers for those who wish not to defile their eyes, ears, or souls.
**Spoilers**
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
The Abridged Series
#1
It Can’t Be an Opening Without a *****
*Fayt enters the room and slouches on to the bench in front of him*
Fayt: “Phew…”
*a hand out of nowhere hands him a shake*
Fayt: “Oh crap! God is handing me a poisonous shake to punish me for banging that hot chick that says ‘drinky’-oh it’s you, Sophia. Don’t scare me like that.”
Sophia: “Here you go!” 
*Fayt takes the shake*
Fayt: “Wait a sec…I thought you were swimming down at the beach.”
Sophia: “I was waiting for you, but you never came, so I got banged by a few lifeguards there.”
Fayt: “IN PUBLIC!?”
Sophia: “No. In the little tool shed next to the post. I hope they all got a piece of me…” 
Fayt: “So you were basically gang banged…” >>
Sophia: “Yeah? And what were YOU doing, mister?”
Fayt: “Playin’ a few games.”
Sophia: “How about a few games too many?”
Fayt: “Well that’s not all I really did…”
Sophia: “Then what else?”
Fayt: “I went to the beach to find you, but I was stopped by this hot chick. She then asked me up for a drinky, then one thing led to another…”
Sohpia: “Drinky? Seriously?”
Fayt: “What would I gain from lying to you?”
Sophia: “Sex.”
Fayt: “Good point…”
Sohpia: “So did you enjoy it?”
Fayt: “Yeah! I leveled up a lot too!” 
Sophia: “Not what I meant…” >>
Fayt: “Looks like someone is in a really bad mood” ^~
Sophia: “Well what’d you expect!? You’d rather play games then have sex with a ‘drinky’ flirt than hang out at the beach with me!” ><
Fayt: “Sophia?”
Sophia: “Hmph.”
Fayt: “You’re not mad at me, are you?”
Sophia: “I’m not mad.”
Fayt: “Do you wanna go to the beach?”
Sophia: “What kind of idiot are you?”
Fayt: “Wanna walk through the hotel? I bet it’ll be fun! What do you say? I’ll even buy you a vibrator!”
Sophia: “Then you’ll but me that studded vibrator? Alright…”
Later, in a hallway…
Fayt: “She’s taking forever…she better not be making me wait on purpose.”
*Sophia comes out of her room*
Fayt: “Took you long enou-“
*looks at Sophia’s pants*
Fayt: “DEAR GOD, THEY’RE UNZIPPED!!!!”
*covers eyes*
Sophia: “What? I look more attractive that way.”
Fayt: “JUST ZIP IT UP BEFORE I-“
*sproing*
Fayt: Too late…” >>
Sophia: “See? Works every time.”
~FIN~
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